HH: For our ten year anniversary I want you to take the 5 Love Languages quiz.
Gorilla: It's not our 10 year anniversary. We got married in September 2007. That's our anniversary.
HH: Well it's our couple anniversary. We've been a couple for 10 years. That's a long time.
Gorilla: Tell me about it.
HH: In ten years we've had three homes, two children, made 4 (five?) movies, traveled a bazillion times, lost friends, made friends, so much happens in ten years.
Gorilla: It's still not our anniversary.
HH: Our relationship didn't drop down from the sky on our wedding day.
So, happy ten years.
Gorilla: Is this a ploy for that new Stella McCartney bag?
HH: Please. I'm getting that bag anniversary or not. What I want to celebrate is ten years of couples bliss.
Gorilla: Do you ever feel sorry for me?
HH: So you'll take the 5 Love Languages Quiz?